Album Review: Christina Aguilera - Bionic

At first, when I saw the video of "Not Myself Tonight", I was like damn this is just gonna be a knock-off of GaGa. But after taking time to listen to the album, I just realized that I was wrong! I was stupid enough to compare Xtina and GaGa when clearly they're both on different leagues.

I just love this album! It's not as monstrous as GaGa's albums because this is purely Christina's genre in a mature way. Every song shows her powerful voice and maturity. Here are all the tracks (Less the Intros) and their reviews.

1. Bionic - Robotic and Bionic! Tells us that what we're about to listen for an hour is purely technical and vocoder songs! I love it, it's a catchy song. Decent for Christina, shows no Vocal Power at times but still a decent one. 8/10

2. Not Myself Tonight - Now I know why she chose this to be her first single! It tells us how the old her is gone and either we like it or not, the new her is here to stay. In short "FUCK OFF HATERS"! 9/10

3. Woohoo - A very R&B-ish song for Christina. Clearly this can pass as theme songs for us girls. It's a song about a guy liking this girl and wanna see and taste her Woohoo! Hot, hot, hot. To be honest MIA's part is hot here. She also mentions Dior here. 9.5/10

4. Elastic Love - The song starts very technical! This song is really gay but could've been better if the vocoder wasn't used. It makes her voice unclear and you sometimes struggle to comprehend what she's saying. But ones again, it's gay so I like. 8/10

5. Desdunate - OMFG, I love this song! Her voice here is so sweet and she goes back to her sexy pop Spanish-ish song. And it's not DESNUDATE, it's "Des-nude-a-teh" (h for clarification). Another hit single if released. The Billboard Spain will really dig this. And those who likes to play songs while doing the NASTY, this is a HOT song to play. Erotic 10/10

6. Glam - WOW! This is like a Christina Fan Version of FASHION. I love it! Tells you how to be Glamorous in your own way. No it's not like BEAUTIFUL it's like a song that could pass for Sex And The City 3. Another lovely song. OOh and I love the INTRO that tells that Fashion, we should Live It, Love It, Breathe It. GAY! 10/10

7. Prima Donna - It's cute bot not catchy. A weak song to be a single. But still decent. 8/10

8. Sex For Breakfast - This has got to be the least song that I like in this album. It tries to be Erotic but it's not working. I literally fell asleep in this song. Sorry but not my cup of tea. 5/10

9. Lift Me Up - Beautiful! This has got to be the most innovating and touching ballads of all time. I cried in this song for it's so inspirational. It tells us to stand up through whatever and try a new. Not that her vocals are as powerful as before but there's something here that makes you breakdown. It's like through everything there's hope. The lyrics are so emotional. This has got to be a sing;e! This will be a sure hit accompanied with a fabulous video. Thank you Christina! Ans she also sings with so much emotion and from the heart! WOW! 10/10

10. All I Need - It's okay. Boring at times but could work as an 80's love song. 7/10

11. I Am - A cute and catchy love song. Some might hate it, some might say it's okay, some may love it. Decent Christina song. Love the backing up in this song. So subtle and emotional. The title speaks fr itself. Tells the guy to take her as she is. 9/10

12. You Lost Me - Another ballad that a lot of people will love. It's about how two people lost their love and passion for each other. A super lovely song! 9.5/10

13. I Hate Boys - This has got to be one of my favorite songs in the album. It's about them girls that's been through a lot of pain with men. Tells us how men do tricks for them to get us! Man Haters represent! 10/10

14. My Girls - OMG! This is a song for gays and girl groups. Song is self explanatory. Love it! Very Gay Christina! 10/10

Over all I'll give this album a 9.5/10! Haters you better get off the idea of Xtina copying GaGa and listen to this album without hate. I love it! Hoping to buy this soon!